The CEO's risky escapade began to unravel

The CEO's risky escapade began to unravel when her heal punctured the waterbed. The water caused a short in his Blackberry which was located in his slacks around his ankles

Which allowed his neon green sparkly socks 2 really shine. Those were his lucky socks! He realized what a pickle he happened to be in. The CEO quickly pulled up his slacks, and

made the decision to sell his lucky green socks. The CEO then left his complex, and headed to the sock0-exchange. On the way, he saw a naked man, and tried to avoid him. However,

being the altruistic man he was, he gave the naked man his lucky green socks. The naked man strategically placed one sock on his man parts, stretched the other over his bald head

but these were no ordinary lucky green socks. They were once worn by a leprechaun which means wherever this naked man goes he is followed by a giant multicolored, vibrant

mandibles. Man's man Steve McManaman turned, naked, and slapped a headlock on the Giant Multicolored Beast. Though hopelessly outsized, Steve screamed and pummeled the Beast's

mandible. Owwwww! That stung a bit. GM Beast paused to take a puff of his Marlboro and blew the smoke into McManaman's lap, which was now located over his left shoulder. My man

summoned Chuck Norris from the sky, who kicked all their sorry butts halfway into next week. That'll show them. So remember, kids, when The Big Three Demons start smoking, just

Oh shit wait, what's this? Why, it's Captain Katherine Janeway of the Starship Voyager, and, yes, yes she's socking Chuck Norris out with just one punch! That's our Janeway! End.