He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not
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He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not the handsome kind but the kind that made your blood boil. The only thing holding me back were theses chains.
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I yanked at the chains, making the cuffs dig into my wrists. I glowered at the bastard. "What the hell are you grinning at you son of a-"
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And he put a finger on my lips. He said, "shhhhh, aren't you curious?" My cuffed hands throbbed. His finger smelled like square ham lunch meat. His last name was Grey, his first
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name was Dark. A Mr. Dark Grey. He has a sister whose first name was Light. His parents must be called Black & White, I thought, forgetting for a while the pain in my cuffed hands.
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My thoughts drifted to the Korean branch of their family & cousin Ish. Gray Ish was Kim Jong's stylist and palm reader. Suddenly Dark Gray strode into the dungeon wearing a tiny
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thong. Whip in hand, she struck a provocative pose & spewed Korean. I was mesmerized. Dark Gray's face went purple.She yelled: "YOU TALK NOW!" "Wait, this isn't my bachelor party?"
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"NOW! NOW!" she screamed & cracked the whip. I flinched & started babbling gibberish. I tried to make myself sound Korean so I could get this over with & back to my bachelor party.
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Suddenly the gibberish that was coming out of my mouth started making sense. I couldn't speak Korean because I was afraid but I didn't have to be. The next time the whip came out I
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Remembered the Keith Richards song "Before They Make Me Run" and shut up in order to avoid being arrested and jailed for possession of illegal drugs.
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But they jailed me anyway, for possession of Keith Richards, who has done so many drugs in his lifetime that you can overdose just by breathing next to him.
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- 2014-11-25 17:09:50
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- 2018-01-15 16:32:33
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