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Muddymuddskipper, adjusted his visor & flicked

  • Muddymuddskipper, adjusted his visor & flicked his cigar. Capt. Seacucumberland responded to this signal by upping the ante. Barry Cuda looked nervously at his fin, a pair of Sting

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  • memorabilia, from when Sting had his stint as Professor Oak in the collector's edition of Pokemon. Unfortunately, electronics are not known for their underwater performance, and

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  • Pokemon died a watery death. At the funeral

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  • they rung Pokemon out and irrigated the farm. The crops were saved! Or was that Spongebob?

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  • It doesn't matter. They knew the real issue was that sprawling housing was forcing them to farm marginal land whilst the more fertile land was being used for residential housing

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  • . And deep deep down on a subconscious level they knew the really real issue was staring them in the face waiting to hit them between the eyes with 2 barrels. Yeah, let's just get

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  • blotto zonked on nitrous & talk about how most of outer space is space & most of the space between the cells in our bodies is space. Let's quit pretending we're important & smoke

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  • Something meaningful instead of speaking gibberish. The politically correctness cult was wreaking havoc on the culture. This was some four years after the revolution started.

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  • Today the jungle vines have replaced their spines and every word they speak is venom. Their skins are toxic but thin but breaking that only releases deadly acids that corrupt souls

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  • even further& although the mighty lion sleeps tonight, I will protect you. Hush, my darlin'. Don't fear, my darlin'. The lion sleeps tonight. Aweem-aweh, Aween-aweh, Aweem-awee...

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