I tried to ban myself from using a computer

I tried to ban myself from using a computer for a week. I couldnt even do it for a day. Habits are hard to quit since

I tried to ween myself from ordering those dolls from the Marie Osmond collection on Qvc. To take my mind off my worries, I decided to go to the circus.

But the elephant turned out to be a little bit more country than rock and roll, and refused to allow Donny a ride. Disheartened, Donny turned and accidentally walked

like an Egyptian. The elephant had had enough. He wrapped his trunk around Donny Osmand's throat. "No!" came a voice, it was Marie. "Let him live and I will

do whatever you want!" The elephant stopped. He wanted to squeeze Donny Osmund to death so badly. But... He said "Anything?" "Yes, yes, anything!" Marie squealed. Pretty soon

the elephant had Marie Osmond hand-feeding him peanuts, singing "Paper Roses," and rubbing his belly as he lay by a glistening Olympic sized swimming pool in Vegas. The elephant

thought to himself that Marie Osmond was quite talented, being able to do all three of those things at once. He was such a boring elephant by comparison, only capable of

drinking water through his nose, like every other elephant in existence. Even the bejeweled carpet on his back couldn't stay on without slipping every two seconds. The master Rajah

curled up on the royal throne, then shed orange, black & white fur all over it. Jasmine had to dustbuster it for hours, but didn't envy Aladdin's job of emptying a tiger's litter.