I was walking through the woods and I saw

I was walking through the woods and I saw a bear. This bear was brown with big

I have never seen a bear this big and brown. I wasn't sure what to do so I just stud there looking at this big brown bear.

My first reaction was to run away as fast as I could. When I started running away the bear decided it wanted to race me. To bad the bear was slow and I totally kicked his butt!!

The bear then ripped both my legs off. I screamed in again as the bear stuffed his face with my legs. He burped loudly then waddled away. I managed to crawl to a nearby cave but

the trail of blood had attracted further predators. To my horror I watched as wolverines ripped off my arms and carried them off to eat later. A mountain line snacked on my back

what all my ex-wives & so-called friends were going to say about me now that I was dead...or even if they'd come looking for me. I had millions in the bank & my will stated that

all my money and assets were going into my casket - It would be made out of the strongest gold, which was mined for on Saturn's disc, then sprinkled with the Moon's glitter and

dust from Halley's comet. Before I died of my terminal illness Cryotech would freeze my body place it in the golden casket & it would be shot into an orbit returning to Earth when

dinosaurs roamed the earth once more and I could die happy amongst grazing apatosaurusus under a massive red sky.