When Timmy went home, after the cookies and

When Timmy went home, after the cookies and milk were packed up, she lifted her davenport and pulled out the blue and red suit and cape. She was Super Nan

-ny. Fighting Crime, One Bratty Child at a time. She looked up at the World Crisis Monitor. The Luther Family needed assistance raising their son, Lex. SuperNanny

jetted in & put the whole family on the Naughty Step. They were allowed off for 3 meals a day & toilet breaks. After 2 weeks they decided to go their separate ways. Little Lex pack

ed up the snackpak pudding cups & said farewell. There was a whole world of 7 11 foods out there. Little Lex was at first overwhelmed at the selection, but then went 2 town. BigGul

ps huh? welp see you later. Some people weren't cut out for life on the road, but Little Lex armed with a super rope and slim jims was ready for his 7/11 adventure. He crushed some

regular Red Bulls in aisle 2, then moved on to jumbo sized cans of Monster and finished with a 32 oz. Dr. Energy's CarboBlast. Little Lex was awake now. The 7-Eleven clerk said

scrotum...then he winced. Ow. Lex sat on a mirror so he could see what was down there. He was shocked to see a small recently healed incision. Having no recollection of recent

scrotal surgery, he cracked the door and yelled to his wife - "honey, did you take one of my testes last night?" No answer. He laid back in the tub and settled deeper into the ice

bath ladled with vodka. She stepped in drying her hair and slipped on some melting ice, as the hair dryer went flying. HIs last words were, Don't bury me without my missing teste.