There once was a website that was very similar

There once was a website that was very similar to my own.

But then again, its design was far superior! There was just something about the way the pages could just fold so easily, I was drawn to it like a

Your dick so hard you have no choice but to what they want. You are more than a gold digger you are like a nymphomaniac who hasn't had any in 2 days. But you are strong and

virile, like a lion in heat. We could always join some freaky circus to make ends meet and make a killing at

selling pickle flavored popsicles. With all those pregnant women down at Milk Maid Haven, it should be a breeze. We put our plan into action. I picked up the phone and called

Heinz and had them send several cases of their best dills. And all those popsicle sticks I had saved since third grade would come in handy in this new venture. Milk Maid was the

one who gave me my first kiss and she came over to help me assemble the popsicle stick storage shed for my pickles. The gorilla glue proved excellent at holding everything together

but the one thing that was falling apart was my chest, and no amount of glue would keep my double Ds inside their housing. I couldn't help but wish

I'd opted for smaller implants.