As I walked through the house wearing nothing

As I walked through the house wearing nothing but a jersey and slippers

my dog ran right in front of me while chasing a cat and caused me to slam into the ground. I looked down and saw a huge bruise forming on my right knee. The dog then

clamped its jaws around my arm and shook me like a rabbit. "Hraaaargh!" I yelled. I was about to pass out when Usain Bolt zoomed up from nowhere. He yanked the dog off me and

and I yelled, "Hraaaargh!" Then Usain Bolt looked at me, questioning and I thought about it and yelled, "Hraaaargh!" He turned to leave and I yelled, "Hraaaargh!"

Hraaaargh poked his head around the corner and, wiping pizza sauce from his face with the back of his arm, asked "Whaaat? Whaddya want?" I pointed at Usain Bolt. "Eliminate him now

or forever hold your pizza." Hraaaargh bolted after the runner at top speed. Well it was his top speed anyway. He was no match for Usain Bolt though. Huffing and puffing

, he stumbled and the pizza landed face-down on the sidewalk. "Hraaaargh!" Hraaaargh wailed at the horrible sight of his ruined dinner as Usain laughed maniacally in the distance.

Usain just couldn't get enough of Hraaaargh's hraaaarghing,never missing an opportunity to hraaaangue Hraaaargh.Hraaaargh loved pizza with hraaaarring & aaaanchovies but with Usain

Insisted on eating an everything pizza, regardless of the price. His mum was paying, after all. There was no room for the pepperoni, and the pizza wars began at 7:54:21pm promptly.