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"PORRT SIYDE! WE GOT A WHALE!" Yelled Phil

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    Crazydance Jan 13 2016

    "PORRT SIYDE! WE GOT A WHALE!" Yelled Phil as the space whale struck our ship and knocked us on course to the asterisk asteroids.

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    Wolfofthedrp Jan 13 2016

    The captain quickly veered the ship starboard, trying to turn the primed cannons towards the space whale, but the space whale was much too fast.

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    timon Jan 20 2016

    The whale's name was called Mike. Mike was a sprinter whale.

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    SlimWhitman Jan 20 2016

    He was the fastest beached whale on this beach of a beach sprinting for the waves. Mike had a loping gait. He was the Usain Bolt of the cetacean world.

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    smashysmashy Jan 20 2016

    Can we pause a moment to consider why nature is in such a rush? Thank you. Now, on your 3x5 index card, jot down three more comparisons for the creatures in the tidepool.

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    lucielucie Jan 20 2016

    A tiny rock is very similar to a small stone & vice versa. A pure soul is as transparent as a little shrimp. The tidepool creatures pondered these until a red anemone unfurled hers

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    HypnoticMeat Jan 20 2016

    elf and fled. This in turn caused quite a hubbub among the urchins who set themselves to vigorous debate over the specifics of her departure. "No you daft wanker, she obviously

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    Dhanithecat Sep 10 2016

    Was drunk. She shouldn't have driven home. Now she has six DUIs. The police yanked her license and put her in jail. It was a slam dunk. She also killed a pedestrian." I stopped

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    Magic Sep 11 2016

    and set down my beer on the table. "Why are you telling me this, dad?" my 10 year old son asked me. "Because one day you're going to get wasted at a party and you'll have a decisio

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    BlastedHeath Sep 11 2016

    n to make. You'll try to sit at a picnic table in an enchanted forest, and despite all the things I have done wrong in our lives, I hope you will request a coaster for your beer."

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2016-01-13 14:43:03
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2016-09-11 16:25:04

5 Comments

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    Crazydance Sep 12 2016 @ 01:13

    Never in the seven stars, have I seen so much wisdom in a tale told by a drunk.
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    Magic Sep 12 2016 @ 02:31

    You're not a decent person if you don't use a coaster, haha.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 12 2016 @ 12:57

    Funny, I read ambikawolf's line as "She was a slam drunk". Nice fnish, Blasted. Father's all want their fine young son's to be acoasted one day.
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    Dhanithecat Sep 12 2016 @ 20:25

    I had a friend who drives drunk despite DUIs. I quit hanging out with her.
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    Magic Sep 12 2016 @ 23:08

    @ambikawolf - Wow, that's no good. I wouldn't want a friend like that either.

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