He pursed his lips in the dark and let out

He pursed his lips in the dark and let out a silent whistle. It was the moment Tim had been waiting for. Angela removed her T-shirt and two luminiscent Areola shook free.

I tried to hold back my critical thoughts about glow-in-the-dark nipple paint, but

really, who was I to judge when just last week I'd gotten armpit hair extensions. The ladies loved it...especially this one! Her flashlight breasts took double D batteries,

but the flashlight breasts lends were cracked from a mudwrestling accident. But I loved the chipped ones. I love a fake body that has some authentic wear and tear, so this

android was definitely the one for me. Blade Runner's best bot has got nothin' on this lady mudwrestlin' mancrushin' champ. Hot damn! I decided

to try and hit it off, maybe she was built with a reproduction system. Approaching the hunky yet curved female android, I smirked and said, "Hello there, you desirable tha'ang."

Nadine was not for me, I realised as she slithered away into the greyness of life in 2016. I coughed six times and scared everyone on the bus, except two bums sitting together.

I was surprised and asked them why weren't they startled. It just so happened they were wearing buttplugs and obviously, meditating. I reached my inner jacket pocket and there it w

Until one of them asked to see what was in my hand. NO! I shook my head vehemently. and "Doesn't DTD stand for Dumb Totally Dumb?" I slipped into my secret pocket hole was gone.