This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty

This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty dogs, their adventures from the Sahara desert to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, their eventual marriage and bizarre deaths in Cairo.

Fiorella was born in Budapest and lived in luxury; Lagnappe was a poor fishing family's hound. Both spotty dogs met on a steamer heading to Sao Paulo, which wrecked one night in a

n obscure part of the Carribbean approximately 18°28′96″N and 64°27′70″W. Fiorella & Lagnappe were the only survivors. Everyone else was eaten by sharks. As dogs, Fiorella & Lagnap

As Fiorella & Lagnappe are face down in the white sandy beach, they try to put together last nights shenanigans & it aint pretty. First the pirate mudwrestling contest happened,

which totally explains the muddy eye patches. Then they had many celebratory drinks. Fiorella ended up hooking up with Randolph J. 'Hurricane' Spencer, despite Lagnappe's advice.

Both had enjoyed Lagnappe's "freebee" and now sat in the provincial clinic of Santa Nichola. The "Doctor" Quilla quilla prescribed more of the same, but Randy J's itchy crotch

is what gave Randy J the dance moves that allowed them to win the dance competition at the discoteque.

Done anywhere else, those moves might've gotten him arrested. Randy J had been waiting so long and had been practicing for two whole weeks with his dance partner, Misty P.

But their dreams were crushed by a pair of runaway steam rollers which squashed all their limbs as they lay spread eagled in the street. Now only torsos, they gave up on dancing.