The suborbital shock was a lot to take. Totally

The suborbital shock was a lot to take. Totally fogged up the Opticals. An Anders Marine had told me we only had five more increments before unleashing the Blood Hydras, so

I rubbed my sleeve over my goggles, as I was taught, and got ready to pull the switch. Unfortunately, the next bump caused me to yank on the thing, 4 increments early. Down went

the whole contraption, stalling as it hovered over the rainforest canopy. My airship would soon be ripped to shreds. I chewed on my handlebar as I prepared for the crash landing.

Peddling my wares to various Congo forest pygmys, I knew my airship had crashed in the territory of the reclusive Sua aka Kango aka Mbuti tribe. They revered me as Negoogunogumbar

rista, dispensing bittersweet liquor from plastic bottles, and dispensing custard creams like precious golden nuggets. After a week atop the throne of God'ssons, the chief

executive officer, e.e. cummings, abruptly resigned, citing "family reasons". in fact, he just wanted time to write poetry in silence. the fjords of norway were scenic and majestic

up fjord down water kraken aaargh! pine snow sky moon. kraken up so floating abysmal deep down. sleep kraken sleep and if by yes roar kraken roar and die

a beautiful Nordic mermaid with flowing green hair. A voice from the deep rumbled, "I christen thee 'Sigbjorg', for thee shall conquer all men forevermore!" Sigborjd's bosom

was tattooed with the logos of several death metal bands, and all throughout Sweden Sigborjd was hailed as a hood ornament for electronic guitars across the country.