"F#@& me running!!" she said, after the rat

  • "F#@& me running!!" she said, after the rat trap snapped on the big joint of her left thumb. "'Rat traps won't maim' my ass!!"

  • Mickey hated when Winnie started drinking. There was like a whole personality change. And it was always the same. Phase 1: tipsy cute, Phase 2: Urban Thugster. Phase 3 was coming

  • fast: Get naked and dance. Whenever Winne got naked and shook his fat, drunk, bear butt in front of his friends, Pluto would start salivating.

  • Piglet had been teaching Pooh some of the best dance moves he'd picked up down at the 100 Acre WoodShed where their motto was: Get Wood or Your Money Back! Piglet almost had enough

  • wood to change the sign to something less suggestive. When Eeyore heard it was just a dance club, he seemed disappointed. Maybe he always looked like that. Piglet could twerk

  • the pantless pugnacious porker that he was. He'd dipped his tail in more than a few inkpots & let it all hang out. Then Tigger hopped on the bar and did beer bongs. Pooh nursed his

  • honeypot as if it were the last honey on earth. Tigger growled at the party pooper before passing out on the floor next to the fireplace. Piglet and his date started making out

  • so Pooh wandered off into the 100 Acre Wood to find something to do. He met Eeyore in the thistle patch. "Fine day, isn't it Eeyore!" he said. "Not particularly, not when you're

  • a jackass, like me. Ho hum," Eeyore added. Pooh plopped down, feeling awkward. That's when Tigger bopped over and told Eeyore to snap out of it. "You should try bouncing, huhuh!"

  • "I got nothin' to lose,I guess," Eeyore said slowly.Pooh sighed & got back up. Tigger gave 'em each a shot of Maker's Mark with a wee drop of honey & ZIP,off they bounced together!



  1. PurpleProf May 10 2014 @ 19:32

    Pretty good tail.

  2. 49erFaithful May 12 2014 @ 12:49

    Heh heh heh (Beavis & Butthead laugh); you wrote "Pooh plopped down..."

  3. PurpleProf May 12 2014 @ 13:53

    ^^ Heh heh heh...^^^ I didn't even notice that. Heh.

  4. SlimWhitman May 12 2014 @ 14:19

    Gives a new meaning to party pooper, ^heh heh^ get it? ^heh heh^ party pooper. ^heh^

  5. foldmeonce May 12 2014 @ 22:44

    ^ Wondered if anyone would see that. Glad it wasn't a waste, heheheh.

  6. SlimWhitman May 14 2014 @ 10:31

    ^heh heh^ waste ^heh heh^

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