Hello, I heard you like folding stories,

Hello, I heard you like folding stories, so I put a

little hamster tooth in the "tooth fairy" pillow that u sometimes sleep w/. Who knows what u might get? Remember the 1 time we put the dead goldfish in there? We got a bunch of jel

ahem, jello cups, but the bitch 4got our spoons. I mean, hello! How R we supposed 2 eat these things, with our bare tentacles?! O, throw the pillow out, it's covered in love juice.

The Tentacled Aliens with 5 mouths were really bitchy. I mean super bitchy. This is not right. That is not right. Basically when they arrived at earth it was like

5 times the snobbiness of Paris Hilton at 7 o'clock on a Saturday morning. They were all "Omg! You Earthlings like don't even know how to live!" Then they'd spread their tentacles

and occupied all the world's boutiques, perfumeries and canine coiffeuses. The invasion of the 'Oh My God' Blonde Aliens from Shallow Space was

that everybody was in the house of love. One love one god. Everybody in the house of love. Everybody in the house of love.

"We got time to change..." I tuned him out. There he goes again, I thought, building me up and then saying he wants me to "change." The truth has come out.

So I changed...into something more comfortable & returned with a bottle of Dom & a come hither smile. When he approached, I smacked him over the head & ran, embracing my freedom.