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FOLDINGSTORY THE MOVIE. They say Titivillus

  • FOLDINGSTORY THE MOVIE. They say Titivillus is the demon putting typos in story folds. It's 1940. I fold stories by flinging them as paper airplanes out my highrise office. Origami

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  • raining down below on unsuspecting passerbys as they unfold the paper airplanes and read the poetic folds of GreenBanana, Slimwhitman, Chaz, and all the other great contributors.

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  • They were really great, if I do say so myself. So, the paper airplanes rained down on the streets of New York to honor the Foldonauts, returned from their mission to Foldspace

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  • Minor. The Foldonauts in the meantime, debriefed in an infamous bar called 'Folded'. The name of the bar was just the aftermath after an intake of 1800 Characters in 30 minutes.

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  • The Foldernauts decided that no plan was the best plan. They also decided, while sitting there at the bar, that MoralEnd should pick up the tab since he had the most points.

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  • MoralEnd said he'd only pick up the tab of the Foldernaut who wrote down the best idea how to solve the most pressing national crisis on a cocktail napkin.

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  • The challenge remained unmet for years, as most of the supposed ideas turned out to be phone numbers of MoralEnd's groupies. MoralEnd himself didn't mind all that much, except for

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  • his proclivity for White Russians. MoralEnd would use these most delectable of cocktails to inspire himself as he wrote. He channeled "The Dude."

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  • But instead, Chaz entered the room in a cowboy hat and a bushy mustache. He asked MoralEnd, "Do you have to use so many cuss words?" MoralEnd said, "

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  • I guess not."

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2 Comments

  1. Chaz Nov 13 2012 @ 15:19

    The Dude abides.

  2. Zetawilk Nov 13 2012 @ 20:13

    It's gold. Time to hire actors and set aside a special effects budget. Filming starts Tuesday.

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