The Secret Authors Society (SAS) consisted

The Secret Authors Society (SAS) consisted of famous published authors that lurked on FoldingStory.com to get ideas, distract themselves during writer's block or

try to pick up budding authors to use as ghost-writing lackeys. Which is why John Grisham's latest pot-boiler was about a certain Manatee, PI. Stephen King used FoldingStory to

roleplay various undead with R.L. Stine. Stine and King kept upvoting each other. Lemony Snicket keeps hiding sebald code in his folds, while Michael Hoeye's folds all use rodents.

The rest of us just suspect we might have been sucked into FoldingStory for other dark and nebulous reasons. Puppets we are, hopelessly manipulated by alien hands, manatees, and

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" said the Test Giver. But the Test Taker wept, "Why don't you take me at face value? Why must you make me prove my inner self worth to you by answering these trite questions?"

each box with one letter only and use only capital letters using the standard Latin alphabet. Use each letter of the alphabet only once." The Test Taker poked the Test Giver in the

Test icle & said "There, is that enough Latin for you?!" The Test Taker quit, started a company, sold it, became ludicrously wealthy & engaged in copious quantities of everything