Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?

Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?

she didn't, but she sure figured it out when she slammed the eyeball into that mans

moobs and collapsed onto the floor

but I happen to be a functioning member of society, thank you very much, and my hands are clean even if I wear gloves.

But my mind...well, that is an entirely different story. Glancing down at my faux Rolex, I realized I was running a little late. "Gloria! Get my coat! No, not that one! The leopard

patterned fake fur gave me an air of a seasoned pimp, and that was what I needed to close this deal. I collected myself than hailed a cab and threw a kiss in Gloria's direction.

We dined at the private dining room before buying plane ticket to Bali. Very few knew of their hideout.

In fact, I wasn't so sure if I did either. But I always wanted to go to Bali, and the second-most likely location was Pakistan. So the choice was obvious to me. I packed my case,

kissed my cats goodbye, set the DVR to record all episodes of Young Sheldon in perpetuity and hopped on the dirigible to beautiful Bali. Life was finally going my way.