Once upon a time, I was a bagger at the food
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Once upon a time, I was a bagger at the food hole.
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At least, that's how I used to spell it. "Bagger"... guess it was supposed to be "beggar". At the time, burlap were my clothes and sewing kept my decency together. I was poor then.
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Seeing as I could only afford a needle, thread, and plastic bags (which were free from the grocery store anyway), I took to the road. I didn't know that I would one day become
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a seamstress. Who knew? I was just inspired by the plastic bags. The texture was something I had never experienced before, and it was already waterproof. Perfect for a raincoat!
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I slipped the plastic bag over my head, careful to leave a breathable hole. I proceeded to put my legs through the bag's handles before admiring my new waterproof undies. Fabulous!
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This new fashion will be the absolute perfect solution to my pressing problem,
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since these culottes do not have to be ironed!" I smiled maniacally at Jeeves my tear streamed face puffed up and shiny. "The boys at the country club won't get to mock me again!"
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Jeeves started to straighten my bow tie. I slapped his hands away & suddenly he snapped! His monacle fell to the floor, he smashed it to smithereens, pulled nunchuks from his vest
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. "I say Jeeves, you have me disoriented by your instruments of the orient." I quipped spilling my gin and tonic as his nunchuck almost dislodged my nose. "Wooster, I must protest,
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you have no right to keep those shurikens of mine in your chest. Hand them back!" Wincing, I yanked out the one lodged over my heart. "Here," I threw it into his open mouth. Shori.
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- 2016-02-10 11:45:53
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- 2017-08-23 02:46:39
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SlimWhitman Aug 23 2017 @ 02:57
modest rags to pompous riches in two folds!
Woab Aug 23 2017 @ 11:30
The clothes make the man.