i felt like stabbing something in my eyes.

i felt like stabbing something in my eyes. The hot scalding iron bar seemed perfect.

This morning he told me to be happy and angry at the same time! He was so

confusing. How on earth can you be happy and sad at the same time? This is why I never talk to my father about real issues in my life. He never takes me seriously. Next time I will

just get drunk and watch football. Trying to get any advice out of dad is like trying to bail out a boat with a leaky bucket. I'm so glad when its time to leave, but before i can

I need to ask him for money. "Um... dad." "QUIET son, they're almost within in field goal range, pass me a Pabst." "I need bail because..." "I SAID QUIET! (Where's the clicker?)"

Pissed, I handed Dad the garage door opener instead & left him there cussing at the TV screen. Desperate now for bail money, I snuck upstairs to raid my little sister's piggy bank.

wtf?! How many gold bullion pieces did she have?! My little sister saw me raiding her stash, & said "Oh, it's over now, U have no idea who I am or what I can do" Nervously I laugh

ed, because I find Irish accents funny. I knew she suffered from Gingervitis, but was shocked when she threw dust in the air and was suddenly dressed like a leprechaun in Mobile AL

adverts. See, Alabama kept trying to secede so often that they became a nomadic nation. That's the punch line. So they leave a trail of coppertops wherever they go.