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i felt like stabbing something in my eyes.

  • i felt like stabbing something in my eyes. The hot scalding iron bar seemed perfect.

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  • I know it was a horrible thought but that was how I felt. The only thing that made me feel happy though was my little brother. He always brought joy to my day!

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  • This morning he told me to be happy and angry at the same time! He was so

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  • confusing. How on earth can you be happy and sad at the same time? This is why I never talk to my father about real issues in my life. He never takes me seriously. Next time I will

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  • just get drunk and watch football. Trying to get any advice out of dad is like trying to bail out a boat with a leaky bucket. I'm so glad when its time to leave, but before i can

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  • I need to ask him for money. "Um... dad." "QUIET son, they're almost within in field goal range, pass me a Pabst." "I need bail because..." "I SAID QUIET! (Where's the clicker?)"

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  • Pissed, I handed Dad the garage door opener instead & left him there cussing at the TV screen. Desperate now for bail money, I snuck upstairs to raid my little sister's piggy bank.

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  • wtf?! How many gold bullion pieces did she have?! My little sister saw me raiding her stash, & said "Oh, it's over now, U have no idea who I am or what I can do" Nervously I laugh

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  • ed, because I find Irish accents funny. I knew she suffered from Gingervitis, but was shocked when she threw dust in the air and was suddenly dressed like a leprechaun in Mobile AL

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  • adverts. See, Alabama kept trying to secede so often that they became a nomadic nation. That's the punch line. So they leave a trail of coppertops wherever they go.

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