Warrant G. was they name of the band. They

Warrant G. was they name of the band. They played "Cherry Pie" with a gangsta rap beat and it really

Pleased the crowd. This new gansta look on the "Cherry Pie" song was intriging.

It had to be, since the original content wasn't much to work with. Still, nothing in heaven, earth, or hell could possibly beat Basil Brush's multi-genre rendition of "Bright Eyes"

except, of course, a story about a fantasy Easter sleepover written by fifth grade daughter. Combine that with Basil Brush's version of "Bright Eyes" and you've got a hit that

to chant: "This Sentence is a Lie." This strange trance was used by N*Sync back in the day in their attempt at world domination. Beiber didn't notice that it didn't work at all.

So, the boy that he was Beiber gave it a try as well, "Come on people, let's let the world heard, 'This sentence is a lie.' 'This sentence is a lie.' 'This sentence is a lie.'"

The crowd responded with silence. So, he stomped of stage, pausing only to pee in a mop bucket before going to the local tattoo parlor to get a new design he'd been wanting, a

turgid stoat. "A what?!" Tattoo Charlie asked as he explained what he wanted. After he got kicked out of the tattoo parlor, he swung by Madam Wong' s emporium for some life coachin

g. "Always wear red underpants, very lucky for you. Your lucky number - 7. Always put 7 sugars in your tea. Much much luck. Pay me 700 dollar. It give you luck. You so lucky!"