Her eyes of glass and porcelain face held

Her eyes of glass and porcelain face held more emotion than any human being I had ever met. I cautiously reached out my hand, careful not to damage her fragile frame with my clumsy

groping. Who had left her here on this shelf? Some demented Pygmalion lacking the nerve to bring her to life? I wondered if I had the nerve, if I could love her to life. Would she

be the one we need to move our tribe forward? I gently took her off the shelf and placed her down in the semi-circle. I read her tattoos, they seemed to form a puzzle.

I couldn't exactly put the puzzle tattoo together, But it seemed to be a tatto of the chosen one.. She is it?! She is the one that must save the world! I must show the her the ways

of the jedi. She would grow in power to match even Darth Vader. There would be none that could stand against her. We will hail her as the next ruler. So to begin her training I

sent her to Tatooine to work with that old fool Obi Wan. He turned more people to the dark side of the force than I could. His conversion was effective because he believed he was d

arth Vader. I decided my marriage to Queen Amidala of Naboo would have to be postponed as there was much work to do. Chewie and Han Solo were trapped in my dungeon and I knew just

which was a bit of an overkill and was seriously burning up my minutes on my cheapo cell phone. I own a Death Star but I can't find a decent cell plan with unlimited calls?

I even have my ring tone with lyrics: "I'm Darth Vader and I'm really bad / I wear a helmet and I'm Luke Skywalker's Dad." It goes on, but I can't remember the rest.