I decided to put the lie to the "size doesn't

I decided to put the lie to the "size doesn't matter" mantra once & for all & published "Penis size interacts with body shape and height to influence male attractiveness" in PNAS

. There was immediate backlash from female scholars, who knew (anecdotally), that my "penis size doesn't matter" claim was rubbish. Dr. Desiree Love decided to replicate my study.

She mood lit a seminar room, left out forms, tape measures & alcopops & left the naked students to it. Briiiing! OMG - the Dean! "Dr Love, you told me size doesn't matter!" "My res

timulated stickman...

Stickman shuddered in holy terror as new sticks sprouted out of him in all directions and dimensions. The Prophecy! "Stickmen Must Unite!" resonated throughout time as his kin

-dling caught fire, causing a huge conflagration to erupt in the midst of the battle. The Stickmen ran for cover as mighty balls of fire rained down from the heavens. "Well, that

kind of puts a damper on the festivities," the Stickmen said as they leapt into the creek and floated down stream to the sea. Yes, they were wet, but alive and about to go on the

The southbound Zephyr train and were thankful to get off the rollercoaster. Stickman and Grasshopper needed some adventures and knew where to go. The Zephyr was on schedule. Some

one had invited them to a crazy celebrity rooftop party in LA. There, Stickman and Grasshopper had great time and met new friends. A perfect ending to a perfect adventure! The End!