The Maffia boss opened the box. There it

The Maffia boss opened the box. There it was. Malanari's head, coated in chocolate. Dark Chocolate. He lifted the head and took a bite. It was Easter after all.

"This is what happens to all you little worms" he turned and addressed the men tied up in front of him. The deep rumble of his voice contrasted against the moans of his victims who

he knew were fans of Kenny G, and that just wouldn't do. No sir, they must be punished! He warmed up the electrical chair and chirped, "WHO'S NEXT?"

I sheepishly raised my hand, my gawd, this is the craziest magic show ever. I climbed up on stage and sat in the electric chair. As I looked into the audience, I thought, wait a se

cond, and then they pulled this hood-thing over my head and strapped me to the electric chair. My gawd, this was no magic show! The rabbit in my pants was getting restless and

and had natural rabbit "needs." OMG, it felt soooooo good. If was going to go out of this world, I was truly going to go out with a "bang" thanks to that amazing rabbit. Ohhhh,

'll hop to it!" Things were calm in Carrotton for a spell. Until The Coyote, Rampant Rabbit arch-nemesis and scourge of Carrotton showed up again. The Coyote's dastardly plan

involved roller-skates, a spring, a rocket propelled sled, and an anvil from ACME Inc. He meticulously planned to take out the Rampant Rabbit's warren below. What could go wrong?

Ever seen Wile E. Coyote try to get the best of the Road Runner? Then you'll understand completely how I ended up with accordion legs and an anvil-shaped head. Wascally wabbits!