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I took my dog for a walk around the park

  • I took my dog for a walk around the park while the boys played football.

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  • suddenly the dog saw a cat and ran after it i fel flat on my face on the muddy feild

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  • to be awoken up in the morning by a farmer munching hay looking over her

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  • murdered father with a leering curiosity. She had fallen asleep with the axe in her hand. Lizzie Borden hoped the farmer didn't go upstairs to see

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  • the crochetwork that she'd botched. The idea of stitching a hammock for the parrot had been a stupid one. She got angry, hence the patricide. When she awoke the axe was missing

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  • a large chunk out of it's blade and parts of her father were everywhere. The parrot kept repeating 'Noooo!', 'Noooooooo!' She couldn't take it any longer so she

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  • made a fillet of the bird, seasoned with fresh paprika and a light touch of vinegar. It was so delicious that she almost forgot about the disfigured corpse of her father.

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  • Almost, but not quite. It was taking up too much space, and it was a dreadful eyesore. She looked at the tablecloth, then whisked it off and covered her dear departed dad's body.

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  • It wasn't supposed to be like this, this couldn't be the way he died. She slumped to the floor and tweeted what happened before calling the police.

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  • Her mourning friends tried to honour her by making her a trending topic, but it was drowned out by celebrity "deaths" and Justin Bieber fangirls.

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