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"So you took a nap while driving?" "Yes,

  • "So you took a nap while driving?" "Yes, it was a boring stretch of road so I put the car in autocruise & put on my Ostrich pillow." "The court notes defendent refers to exhibit A.

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  • "And after you put on your Ostrich pillow while you were in autocruise,what's the next thing you remember?" the prosecuting attorney droned."I, uh, woke up in Eureka...uh, Oregon."

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  • The attorney asked"Do you think there's any significance to the fact you woke up in Eureka? Are you a scientist?" "I think they wanted to extract materials from my body to make

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  • Karen look like me to steal custody of my estranged son Jason who's just come out of a coma with retrogenitive amnesia caused by his wife Alex." "Pesky scientists!" my attorney sai

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  • d as he showed me a newspaper clipping showing the latest development in DNA testing. My estranged son Jason and his wife Alex

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  • B. Toklas were line dancing champions. That explains it. It must all be coming down to this. Well if its a show down Jason and his wife Alex want then it

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  • To be the samba that they perform. They do that best.

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  • But better than best was better but they were afraid to create the word for what they had been through together. So they danced the samba. And they won. Still, a small part was lef

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  • -tover when the samba ended. It was someone's toe. The winning dancers, alarmed, searched their feet for missing pieces, but found none. Then a three-toes sloth claimed it before

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  • anyone else could stake their claim. The three-toed sloth was determined, and several hours later it rescued the rogue digit. The dancers cheered. "At last!"

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