From the Hillbilly Dictionary, "Whippersnapper.

From the Hillbilly Dictionary, "Whippersnapper. wip-er-snap.ər. noun. A dang greenhorn fool who snaps his suspenders 'an thinks he's some kind a know-it-all. Nincompoop. nin-cum-po

op. noun. A dern person who moves towards you as he poops. Clodhopper. Cl-ODD-ho-pper.

That is why my uncle pooped in the hot tub.

Unfortunately, everyone in our family was born without an olfactory nerve, so we cannot enjoy my uncle's odor after he finishes his bath. Sometimes we huddle together and pretend

that we are suffering extremes of emotional anguish by our inability to smell him. We wail & tear our hair & gnash our teeth and mistreat our noses with slaps and pinches. My uncle

(not the one for the weakness for trollops, the other one) ears actually vomited as a result. We hung tiny buckets off his ears as a precaution, and rushed Uncle Les to hospital on

Route 66. Bad idea. Traffic was backed up because of the new Okie exhibit. As Uncle Les lay moaning in the back seat, I laid on my horn. "Come on! Move it! I've got a man here with

PMS. Make way!" [That's short for Pissy Man Syndrome.] That did the trick. Traffic parted, and drivers and passengers looked at me with pity. Uncle Les grumbled in the backseat.

"There is no way your sissified ass is kin to me, Sally Boy. Pissy Man Syndrome is just a polite way of saying fruitcake." More drivers looked our way and Uncle Les flipped them