When 2+2 did not equal 4, I knew Dooper was

When 2+2 did not equal 4, I knew Dooper was back in town. When the cat fell and broke it's back I knew Dooper was in the house. When my toast landed butter side down I knew Dooper

was lurking 'round. When Mr. T wore a dressing gown, I knew Dooper was playing the clown. Dooper was not Super, Dooper was a party pooper, fondue glooper, snitching snooper

, a ballet blooper. Mr. T may have worn the gown, but Mr. Dooper was still the nimcompooper. He loaded his shiny shallot shooter while sitting and sent a sharp-eyed shot into

his pooper. Dooper took it like the trooper that he was and even helped me clean up the scooper. Say what you will but that Drooper is Super Duper but a pauper. His real name was

Goober, named after his father Looper who grew tubers for a living. One day he was in a drunken stupor and punched old Hoobler in the gobbler. Hoobler groobled Looper and

stood insulted with her hands in the air. " i'm not boping out till hoobler gives me what i want " looper raises his fist to her as hoobler grabs it " i dont think bout it

looper. You can't take me!" hoobler. stood between looper and her holding his arm in a hammer lock. "Listen here, whatever the lady want's, you're gonna give it to her. She wants

proper punctuation and she wants it punctually!" said Hoobler. "That doesn't make grammatical sense!" said Looper. "Shut up both of you, all I want is hot sea monkey love!" she

said in a irritated way. "what do you mean by"hot sea monkey love"? does it mean by monkey is in love with the warm sky?"