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Habia una vez una rata que se llamaba

  • Habia una vez una rata que se llamaba

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  • Juan Carlos. Juan le gustaba contar chistes verdes. Era muy popular entre sus compañeros de las ratas. Pero un dia le dije a una broma acerca de la rata rey que fue demasiado lejos

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  • pero John no se preocupa por ofender la rata rey porque el rey fue gravar queso de los colonos rata sin representación. John Paul Jones la rata

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  • aewer t yyyty gvvfhrh ee

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  • "No I think not," was the reply. "Ellg Thun, I shallz hoftoh keel thee!" The pair drew their swords and a duel began.

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  • KER-KLANG (swish-swish-swish!) KPING! KPING! (klank-klink.) "Ah, Ellg Thun do you realiz Iz fight wif miz LEFT HAND?" (jump to chandelier. klink.) "Yes, but so DO I!" (a twist!)

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  • "Aaarghuuuhhh! You gut me." Ellg Thun realized the horseplay had gone too far. Running out of the room, he cried for his

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  • pet iguana named Chu Chu. After Ellg Thun had spent 15 minutes stroking his iguana he decided to take Chu Chu for a walk. Chu Chu had a pink leash and a shiney gold collar.

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  • Ellg Thun took Chu Chu the iguana for a stroll in the park. They were rounding the Albert Memorial when a confection of diamanté & teeth attacked with force. Chumpy the chihuahua

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  • underestimated the reptile's ability to swallow its prey whole. Now Chu Chu knew what was in the old Taco Bell meat. Ha! Fast food. What're ya gonna do?

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman May 11 2013 @ 14:04

    1. There was once a rat named 2. Juan Carlos. Juan liked to tell jokes. He was very popular among his fellow rats. But one day he told a joke about the rat king that went too far 3. but John was not worried about offending the rat king because the king was taxing the colonists rat cheese without representation. John Paul Jones Rat 4. untranslatable. Curious how it would have continued with John Paul Jones Rat, and who liked the line which stopped that story. Part II starting on line 5 turned out to be quite amusing. Chu chu should remember to chew before swallowing. LOL.

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