He knew what was going on within having climbed

He knew what was going on within having climbed in through the window. It was too late. He folded a paper in Assassins Code, threw it where it needed to be left through the window

and walked away quickly. There. His conscience was clean. Now there was just one last little task: assassinate the assassin. He fingered the poisoned yo-yo in his pocket.

"Shall I take him out using the Invisible Man, or the old Walking the Dog trick?" he thought to himself. But while he was lost in thought, he accidentally gave himself a yo-yo cut.

and began to applaud and pogo along with him, completely overlooking the gushing yo-yo cut on his finger. "Call a doctor!" he yelped, and they all tried to high-five him instead.

He didn't see it in time. Instead of a high-five, he got several clumsy slaps in the face. "Ah, what the heck, you guys?!" I bounced back on my pogo, and the yoyo string

swung out and around and grabbed him around the throat, and he spun out-of-control headfirst into an oncoming bus...egads...what a mess...it must've taken the EMT guys a good three

hours to locate his heart, to see if it was beating. It was beating, but barely because his xiphoid process was piercing it. One of the EMTs placed the heart into his pocket and

tried to sell it on eBay, anonymously of course. The EMT figured no one would notice right away, since most people who knew the guy already thought he was heartless.

There was a flurry of bidding & the heart of the heartless guy went to a rich old man who'd stiffed many a business 'partner' but the heart beat him to death with arrhythmia.