The unnervingly large toddler was sucking
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The unnervingly large toddler was sucking on an apple Jolly Rancher at the playground one day when out of the blue, he started to choke. His mother wasn't paying attention, so I
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gave him a power point on life insurance. The choking toddler revealed a badge. I'd been narced. "Selling life insurance to a minor is illegal. Any last words, creep?" "Well, deals
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comes to mind, 'deals' is a good word. And then there is 'bargain'..." I bought time by producing as many last words as I could muster. Trumpet, carburetor, dada, piehole. Eleven
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is such a beautiful word. I paused to drink it in. But no time! Deciduous, plangent, topiarised, splenetic, bread. But I couldn't go on & looked up to the sky for the last time as
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a giant flaming basketball crashed into the Pacific Ocean, destroying all life on the planet. And that, children, is why you should never
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ask to many questions... ever never." "But Dad..." "NEVER! now go to bed or the Harlem Globetrotters will destroy the earth. Do I hear dribbling? Cover your heads!"
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The Harlem Globetrotters had an unbeaten streak and celebrated by filching the steaksoff our grill. This was in broad daylight. Where were the police when we needed them? Nowhere.
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wew
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Woooow
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Really ? how the heck am i supposed to finish this !!!!!!!!!!??????????? (throw the Cheeeeeeeeeeeese)
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- Started
- 2013-04-30 19:35:09
- Finished
- 2016-10-02 07:02:46
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EtherBot Oct 03 2016 @ 10:06
I'm imagining the narrator of the story gettin fed up at the third-to-last fold and giving up
SlimWhitman Oct 03 2016 @ 16:40
You mean the meta narrator, I think it was Curly.
Rebbie Oct 04 2016 @ 19:42
Maybe this is how the poor fella who had his steaks stolen felt about the police???! 0.o (sigh)