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"Today we'll be making our very own pulleys,"

  • "Today we'll be making our very own pulleys," said Ms. James. A thousand fists punched through the classroom walls. Oh no, Luddites! Destroying another science lab! The emergency

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  • Disco ball dropped from the science lab ceiling, and the music started thumping. The dreaded Luddites started to grove to that funky music, and before you could say Deney Terrio,

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  • the Luddites disco in the lab was a rival of studio 54 during the

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  • spring of 1974. LUDISCO patrons would riot against machinery and modern technology by day and catch boogie fever on Disco Mountain at night. One particularly groovy

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  • evening, while we are all lounging around in our polyester leisure suits, we heard strains of MacArthur Park coming from the valley. Rising from our lethargy, we waited until the

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  • lethargy returned and we laid back down. We were really the best that couch potatoes had to offer.

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  • We were the ne plus ultra, the Jersey Royal News of coach potatoes. The EU, to reduce its butter mountain , sent every person in the world a pack of butter. So we smothered ourselv

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  • ves, and then took the remaining sticks, rolled them in flour and plunged them into our couch-side deep fryer. Dusted with sugar these butter puppies slid down, nourishing needless

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  • appetites for deep-fried wood. Yes, the beavers had finally hit it. They were going to hit the carnival market this year. And then, the Big E. Wood comestibles would be theirs!

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8 Comments

  1. buddyboy4711 Apr 15 2013 @ 02:39

    When I was deciding what kind of experiment the students would be performing, the only thing I could think of was "making pulleys". I need to spend more time in science labs.

  2. lucielucie Apr 15 2013 @ 05:00

    aaand it's a double points opportunity for Slus!

  3. slus Apr 15 2013 @ 07:45

    Yeah, why did it double?? Extremely important fold.

  4. 49erFaithful Apr 15 2013 @ 12:26

    It's a glitch that rarely happens. Probable cause is hitting the submit (fold & pass) button twice.

  5. PurpleProf Apr 15 2013 @ 14:05

    Something funky going on with the FS site this week. It's been VERY slow for me and probably you all as well. I know SlimWhitman has been in contact with Noah to see what's up. Hopefully whatever it is will be fixed soon.

  6. Zetawilk Apr 15 2013 @ 15:19

    It's okay, buddyboy4711, America's teachers need to be more intuitive and assign less talent pageants. At least, /mine/ did. PurpleProf, I noticed the same thing.

  7. lucielucie Apr 15 2013 @ 15:28

    Maybe we broke the Internet.

  8. Zetawilk Apr 15 2013 @ 16:03

    We broke it by being awesome, since the rest of the internet is all Google-Nazi corporate-worshiping social networking demographic picket fencing.

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