This morning I went to school and there was

This morning I went to school and there was no one there...

I found myself sitting naked in an empty classroom. I had forgotten my homework. I kept expecting someone to walk in the door at any moment. I wondered why I had killed my hampster

but then I remembered--revenge! Sitting there naked in the classroom I had a spiritual experience. I realized clothes were a lie. We were all naked under our pants. I mean what

would be the worst that could happen if I just asked her if we could have sex right now? She could say no. But what if she said yes? It was all so clear to me. I stood up

buck naked, walked right over to her simply asked, "Could we have sex right now?" She looked up at me, then down at me and replied, "Well...yes, but...no." I followed her eyes and

ching in what I had assumed was an inviting manner. But I forgot that she wasn't fully gorilla. In hindsight I should have let it go then & not invite her to groom me for pubic lic

Encing purposes. She was not from Manila either. V the guerilla economist knew her and told me to not take her home. I listened to V daily. The guerilla gorilla was banned from all

public libraries in Manila after he had thrown poo at the head librarian and ruined her severe hairdo. V the guerilla gorilla economist did his research online after that. What he

did in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Via extreme maker the librarian found love, and died at age 87. The poo thrower is still on the run, and to this day his whereabouts are a mystery.