Listen! I can give you ten good reasons why

Listen! I can give you ten good reasons why your brilliant plan will never work: First, Iowa is a landlocked state.

Second, I haven't got an ocean-worthy junk. Third, opium-dealing, while lucrative in the short-term ends in tears. Remember the 1st & 2nd Opium Wars. Fourth, Iowans don't chase the

ologins around the couch when they're angry. The fifth reason stems from simple insomnia, probably due to overwhelming guilty feelings from dealing opium. Sixth, I've got scabies.

Seventh, well let's not talk about the Seventh reason, that I know that Moses is right. I want to save Egypt, and I am the Pharoah, so I am going to let the Jews go. All I need to

do is trust Aten, the Invisible Sun, and hope that the other sprouts of what we call Laniakea will not think too unkindly of us as we shed our earthly mental shrouds. A hope that

the queen mother Agunnarydikea would look kindly upon us. For the Laniakea spawn Ödesträd, Ingatorp, Söderhamn, and Lockig were itching to begin the invasion.

The troops were stationed at Vahalla, where a cold wind blew. The Queen Mum could make the temperature colder or increase the wind speed to ward off enemies. The record early snows

Were portents that not all was well around Valhalla's hearth. When even the valorous dead can feel the cold, Mommy must not be happy. Mommy was so much not happy that the stormclou

You see, the horns on Mommy's Valkyrie helmet were carved from butter and the rain threatened to melt them. But Woton turned the rain clouds to snow clouds and all was right again.