I wanna' be the very best like no one ever

I wanna' be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them was my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each pokemon to

brand name has swept into the lives of 12-15 demographic! I have kept the rare ones in 3mm mylar envelopes for future investments! Not since beanie babies have I known true love!

Well, at least not since Furbies, or those dolls you could adopt. Cabbage Patch kids, that was it. Those were true loves, beanie babies were just a torrid affair; but I do not

recommend replacing your anti- psychotic meds with acid-infused vodka and watching Chucky on a loop over at my place. The last guy who tried that ended up with Cabbage Patch

Kids melting all over his floor, which was impossible to get out of the carpet. You're better off with your meds, on second thought; the vodka thing is only for the strong of

smell. Then the Russian Orphanage Director smoked a tipperillo and laughed and he sprayed gallons of vodka on the children. "Your patents hate you!" Only one kid was packing

an iPhone, surfed to NASDAQ and pointed out his Bird Diaper patent (US 5934226) did not, in fact hate him, but had made him $7M since selling it to Petco. His toilet tank aquarium

was a different story as the fish would tend to get flushed BEFORE they had actually died. Plus people found it hard to take a dump with their fish watching. So they pissed on each

others parade. The goldfish knew the time was coming to an end, bc was getting harder to swim. The 5 year old said a prayer and flushed. The fish looked up & whispered "Rosebud."