...So I used skim milk and it still made

...So I used skim milk and it still made pudding, so you see what's the point?" The philosphy professor looked at his class and sighed to himself "Just two years to tenure."

He needed some good student reviews for his tenure push so he decided to assign the class a morality review of the game Kill, Screw, & Marry. Soon the whole class was debating

on whether they should give him a good or bad review. Of course there were students that went both ways.

Student out of body experiences were quite common at Mrs. Inkle's School For Astral Projection, but not nearly as common as they should be.Inkle worried about losing accreditation.

Actually, Mrs. Inkle's School For Astral Projection was a subdivision of Phoenix University Online. The offered Masters and Professional certificates

I dislike Al Gore he is a meanie face who only cares about making money. He only cares about himself.

He recently tweeted his self beating a kitty cat meow meow. This man is a hazard to society and needs to be obtaine by the national kitty foundation or know as the NKF. These cats

are wild and crazy, they will eat your face off if you aren't careful!

Luckily, I am always careful, so my face never gets eaten off. Why, if that were to happen, my hats would simply clash and I would not be as fabulous anymore!