...So I used skim milk and it still made

...So I used skim milk and it still made pudding, so you see what's the point?" The philosphy professor looked at his class and sighed to himself "Just two years to tenure."

He needed some good student reviews for his tenure push so he decided to assign the class a morality review of the game Kill, Screw, & Marry. Soon the whole class was debating

on whether they should give him a good or bad review. Of course there were students that went both ways.

Student out of body experiences were quite common at Mrs. Inkle's School For Astral Projection, but not nearly as common as they should be.Inkle worried about losing accreditation.

Actually, Mrs. Inkle's School For Astral Projection was a subdivision of Phoenix University Online. The offered Masters and Professional certificates

in online shopping. Amazon is a main sponsor of this educational facility because a majority of their business comes from these students. Suddenly the internet was taken by Al Gore

I dislike Al Gore he is a meanie face who only cares about making money. He only cares about himself.

are wild and crazy, they will eat your face off if you aren't careful!

Luckily, I am always careful, so my face never gets eaten off. Why, if that were to happen, my hats would simply clash and I would not be as fabulous anymore!