What the hell were you thinking when you

What the hell were you thinking when you stuck your head in the toilet and flushed? Good Lord, son, I thought you were smarter than that. Now look atcha...you're all wet and stinky

"Never mind that Dad, check my swirl style, isn't it awesome.? And I drano bleached the sides, see? Wait 'itl the girls see me at prom night." Son, you've got a few thing to learn

so you can't go to prom." "But dad, the Limo YOU paid for is already here." "I don't care, you have more to learn." "But, my prom date is already half-naked and screaming my name."

Dad lifted a blind with the rolled Cosmo. I mean, Prom Guy was really going for it, sprawled out on the yard lookin' like a calm Dr. Banner, hoarse, roaring Jenny-Bear. The boombox

turned up to 11 blasting, "I want you to want me." His tuxedo was a rumpled sky blue and his van was a rusty orange. My dad turned to me with tired eyes. "Prom date's here."

How'd I get stuck with Trudge, the grudge for prom? oh yeah dad works for his old man. I wore a beautiful mint green chiffon gown with soft lacy straps. Trudge eyed me and said, "

Why didn't you wear a dress to match this corsage?" "Like you asked and/or I knew what color the corsage was. Jeez, Trudge!" I said. I would have ended the prom date then if Dad

hadn't insisted I go with this guy. "Anyway, why should I care whether it matches? Nobody pays attention to that kind of stuff anyway." He stared at me like I was insane. I glared

at her panties and then at her shoes. "No daughter of mine is going out with mismatching panties and shoes. There, I said it!" He threw the colander in the sink & left the kitchen.