When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town

When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi

& the other half wasn't very good with numbers. Still, life in SciFi town grew on us. My wife found a nice Dr. Who ran a practice called The Twilight Zone. Somebody I didn't even

know waved his tentacles at me from his front porch & welcomed us to the neighborhood! We discovered the Galaxy Grocery down the corner of Babylon & Atlantis Ave. in SciFi Town and

Leesburg. SciFi Town was a sister city to Leesburg, Va. The tentacle tongued aliens informed us that

everyone in Leesburg, VA was secretly a tentacle-tongue alien, like themselves. Although this sounded fantastic, we had to admit that we'd never seen the tongues of anyone there.

they got together and went out for dinner. She had ordered

Snail guts with a side of salt and vinegar. The man smiled kindly

"Or maybe something a little more to your taste?" "Yes," I answered gratefully, "Do you have any avocados?"

"Oh! I think I might have just one left," they replied with a soft chuckle. "Oh thank god," I said. "If you didn't, it would have been the pits."