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He decided not to answer his phone. "Fuck

  • He decided not to answer his phone. "Fuck it." He was going to let the goddamn chips fall where they may. Why should he care, he was going to die anyway. Hell, they were all goin

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  • i kingsnakes anyway. He and 20 other snakes were all going to have an orgy together in the sun until the end of their lives. He decided to leave his phone in the river.

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  • He whipped out his bifurcated penis and proceeded to copulate with as many snakes as possible. It was a jolly good time for the first few months, but after that his musk glands

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  • was bloated & shedding the full body condom became impossible, worse still his hemipenis was wedged in two snakes in the mating ball knot that could only be resolved in 4 dimension

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  • al space. "I should have gotten a larger Zentai suit, and without the gloves!" said Lovecraft. The zippered crotch access panel got snagged on his public hair, leaving a small

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  • gap which allowed his private hair to escape. This was wondrous to behold - long golden tresses swinging to his knees. Lovecraft normally kept it well within his Zentai suit, and

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  • He had secretly grown long hair and done so after seeing his brothers do likewise. The Zentai suits were very good for the protection from Fukushima radiation.

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  • All five of the brothers cut their secret pony tails off & then East Brother tied them together to make an infinity string & put it in his Glorious pocket. Then they all peed on t

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  • he West Wind because he was stupid enough to get sleep drunk where they could easily piss on him. Maybe next time he will keep his noggin because North Brother has taken it to add

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  • -uce proof of his death by beheading. The Witch of the South told him to get it out of her refrigerator because it was gross and stinking up the place. He did as she asked.

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