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  • He was born in Llamfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch & by the time he started working as journalist he had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The chief edito

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  • r, whose name was Edmund Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, decided it was a good idea to send Jimmy to the top 10 longest placenames in the world and report the happenings

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  • of the show "What's Happening." Von Wolfeshlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (the III) reported from Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukakapiki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­when

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  • he was suddenly called to Iceland. Eyjafjallajokull had erupted again. Von Wolfeshlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (III) got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from inhaling

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  • too much without exhaling enough. Von W. III's lungs were painfully swollen so he was prescribed antipneumonoultramicroscopics by Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger. Brevity

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  • is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway, Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger's German Shepherd Adalwolfa Brunhilda (formally a police dog) started barking at Von W. III

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  • but he said something like "Hör auf du HUND!", und he said it so laoud that everyone stopped. Everyone. The buses, the milkmen, the clocks. Everyone was sacerd. An the a loud

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  • vibration waved through the land. Were we "scared?" Were we "sacred?" or Were we "scarred?" I was a little of each as I picked myself dumbfounded from the floor.

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  • We would soon be "scarce" because The Auto-Completes were twisting our every thought. I tried to "flee", but they forced me to "fleece" a sheep. My new coat couldn't save me from

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  • the cold stare,the icy words and speacialy from the glacial touch of those cadaveric hands.

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6 Comments

  1. mensaque Apr 08 2012 @ 15:08

    Funny!

  2. m80 Apr 08 2012 @ 15:26

    I would not be engaging in floccinaucinihilipilification when reading this story because it's delightful!

  3. SlimWhitman Apr 08 2012 @ 15:30

    Brevity ... is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway ... LOL

  4. sundancer Apr 08 2012 @ 16:14

    OMG epic! Wonderful ending and amazing how long the super long word theme lasted!!!!! :-)

  5. mensaque Apr 15 2012 @ 14:14

    Thanks for the appreciation,sundancer.

  6. ToastMech Oct 10 2019 @ 01:18

    im glad this piece of gold is still floating on the blog

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