i wonder if there could ever be aliens because

i wonder if there could ever be aliens because

I think I might be one...

...because I have weird feelings in gym...

I like the pommel horse. The leathery smell & smooth pommels... Once I mount, I don't want to dismount.The gym teacher says one of my ancestors might be Alexander the Great

because I look like Colin Farrell (I don't). " Pommel horse, whoo, pommel horse, I love the feel of your leather against my sweaty body" I didn't realise I said that out loud,

and the mics picked up my ramblings. I was called to headquarters to explain my comments. My only comment was "No comment." I became a hermit then. I lived in an RV off of Hwy. 42.

or 24. My dyslexia made the simplest things complicated. Even being a hermit I found myself often mixing up my melons with my lemons. It is a lonely life but

I decided to become an elf madman (or was it self-made man?) As a dyslexic hermit, I chose the former and went slowly balmy in a green tunic and pointy ears.

One day I met another wandering elf named Errol who was looking for his "prairie fences" (or fairy princess) and admitted to being a sucker for strappy armbands (or sappy romance).