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The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening

  • The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening to veto pro-frog legislation! Your help needed ASAP! Please CALL Mayor Ed Lee's office at (415) 554-6141 right now and say:

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  • I kissed a frog and he turned into a prince!" But no one at Greenpeace really liked Charlie's pro-frog proposal. Frogs weren't big like whales. So they booe'd him and pushed him

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  • away. But then Charlie grabbed the mic to sing, "I kissed a frog and I liked it! He turned into a dapper prince! I kissed a frog and I liked it! The taste of cursed witch magic!"

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  • Charlie's confession encouraged others to come out of the closet. Heidi Heiner stood up, "I kissed a frog or two, not all amphibians transform, it's true, but the bumpy tongue, and

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  • warty skin and portability, are just some of the things a man can't give. Also, they don't complain much, which is a bonus. Heidi produced her lover from her coat pocket "meet Frog

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  • " The frog looked up at her parents and licked his eyeball. Mom forced a smile and pulled dad away. "Honey, you're so young, and he's... he's so green." Heidi pouted, "You don't

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  • understand Frogger. He dedicates his time to helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and he runs a Ribbits 4 Rickets telethon." "Heidi, we don't want tadpole grandkids

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  • since polliwogs are amphibians and we come from a long line of extremists." Heidi was disappointed in the prejudice views expressed and went to Kermit for advice on

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  • ly to discover that he had croaked. Amphibian politics were evolving and soon,much to Heidi's chagrin, the prejudicial views began to grow legs.She cleared the frog from her throat

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  • and it popped out, speaking political views foreign to her, making her naseous in the process. After finishing, it hopped away. Heidi felt purged, as though reaching catharsis.

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5 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Feb 17 2013 @ 12:21

    Hi Rachel! Welcome to FS...but watch out...FS is addictive! :)

  2. Rachel Feb 17 2013 @ 12:56

    Thank you, PurpleProf. I think your warning might be too late...hehe!

  3. Zetawilk Feb 17 2013 @ 12:59

    I love it when a plot thread pulls through.

  4. PurpleProf Feb 17 2013 @ 13:09

    I agree, GreenBanana...this is quite a ribbeting story.

  5. Rachel Feb 17 2013 @ 13:13

    That's a tad punny.

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