"What starts with 'come here' and ends with

"What starts with 'come here' and ends with 'ouch'?"

"Come here," the Director told the actress, and patted his couch. "For your audition, I want you to improvise a scene that starts with 'he' and ends with 'ow'".

He wants me to do what! she thought to herself. As she was thinking this she moved to the couch and pinched him very hard on the thigh. He roared, OW!

He pinched her left cheek in retaliation, and her eyes grew wide as she shrieked "Aieee!!!" When he let go, she stood up and leaned over him. Something about the look on her face

slap in the history of the Incas. The two oddly romantic pair continue building the bridge across the world. Unfortunately for the boy, the slap made him delusional, He fell off.

But the girl, named Punch Me, who was unaware of irony, continued engineering the span and plunking cinder clocks in funny patterns. She looked up to see

what the commotion was about on her large screen HDTV. Smoke billowed from the White House as a frantic CNN reporter fell to his knees and began screaming. His head exploded when

The lost bottle of proxac was found in the drawer.

It was empty. Somebody had take all the pills. That would explain the dead body on the floor, with no blood or any other clues about his death.