So, I was just accused of cyber bullying,

So, I was just accused of cyber bullying, but I think it was justified and not yet to the level of a hate crime.

& here I thought it was just an after school special, but no, now I'm living it. Ive seen these specials, and I always like the ones with the cast of Saved By The Bell as the adult

was syndicated. Blossom was an awesome show. Almost as good as Salute My Shorts and they sweet cartoon Camp Candy.

I took another sidelong look at this weirdo sitting next to me on the bus. Was he a pedophile or something? I started to get up to change seats when I felt his hand grab the back o

f my shirt. He pulled me right into his face & said "The British are coming." I was freaked out & shook him off. "Get off me!" I said and lurched into another row of seats. The bus

careered round a corner and I saw them - the British in a red doubledecker bus full of jam. I smashed the back window with my elm staff and hexed their driver. Their bus exploded

in a shower of brown gravy and petunias, covering passersby. All of a sudden the French rounded the corner in what I assumed was a mime touring car. Gripping tight my staff, I

waved it giving the appearance of a wall. The touri crashed into the invisible barrier sending bagettes, berets, and striped shirts everywhere. A magus hates mimes.

Though to be fair, it's more of a rivalry. Mime School is right beside the School of Sorcery. You should catch one of their football games sometime.