She benefited from falling in love more than

She benefited from falling in love more than most. When Kristin was in love, her clone would instinctively follow her man, protecting him from adultery using sadistic torture and

photos of Snooky to obliterate his libido. Kristin's clone was a godsend until she watched Multiplicity. Her clone realized she'd been living like a slave to the original and

mirror-image etch-a-sketch still lifes of tex mex meals. She figured she could market them to a cantina as window ads to finance her crippling decopage addiction. Her scissors

had caused calluses to form on her hands which made her insensitive to heat which was useful when cooking. The day a burgler, broke in and shook her etch-a-sketch collection

was when these calluses really came in handy. She grabbed the burglar and began slapping his face. Her rock-hard palms instantly bruised his face and made all his teeth fly out.

"It's Clobbering Time!" and threw the robber through the front window. In the shadows, the mastermind, No-Nose Ned, thought, "Dat brick palmed broad has ruined my plans! How will

I get that 1 million dollars for my nose operation? All of my minions are idiots. I really should request a refund from "Minions are us" but first to the sub. The hatch closed

and a crewmate immediately flatulated. Another got seasick on the navigational computer screen. This all made me violently claustrophobic.I started clawing at the submarine hatch

but by that time they were already descending. Water seeped in by the boat-load through the screen door, and those that didn't drown were raped by dolphins or eaten by sharks.