The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was

The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.

They are always always always always always always, yes always laughing their silly ninny heads off. One would think that Miss North would put a stop to it. She whispered to her

minion entourage, "Liquefy them." Miss North did not suffer fools gladly. She turned on her heel, her black cape billowing behind. "Please please please please WAIT!" cried Billy.

Their pleas went unanswered. Ms. North's head minion, Zeter, sucked up the fluid remains of Billy and his comrades with a 60-gallon Shop-Vac. "Fix me a cocktail," she instructed

The butler, played by Nadine the Robot. "What would you like in It?', she asked the Queen of Hearts. Zeter handed Nadine the perfect recipe for plausible deniability, which

wasn't really so plausible after all.

But then again, if a three-foot tall sewer toad could break into the city bank using only so much as a toothbrush, then anything was plausible.

The plausible 3 foot tall magic toad ignored the money in the vault and instead got its tongue stuck on the flypaper that hung by the teller's station. He was unable to speak

As it so happens, there is a new superhero in Central City today, Toadyman. He had heard the Magic Toad's struggle and broke into the vault and saved all the money & took a vacay.