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When the puppet found out who was pulling

  • When the puppet found out who was pulling the strings, his jaw dropped to the floor. Every aspect of his life, from breakfast at

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  • Tiffanys was controlled by the Kite Flying Association of Uganda. Although they were experienced in pulling strings the puppet did not feel confident he was being

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  • handled by his agent, Geppetto, as well as he should have been. He felt stiff and unnatural...wooden-ish. Truth be told, he didn't want to do the show in Uganda in the first place,

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  • but perhaps the boy thought a sabbatical in Africa would allow him to get that nose surgery. Pinocchio had heard that the termites in Africa were aggressive. Maybe they would eat h

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  • -is tuna sandwich. Mr. Geppetto would punish Pinocchio if he came home without having eaten the non-dessert portion of his lunch. In Africa, Pinocchio's nose was used as a totem

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  • that enabled the natives to communicate with the gods, for example asking for rain in dry seasons. Here, however, his nose was something that made Pinocchio a slave to Mr Geppetto

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  • and it didn't need the nose ring to make it fact. Besides everybody knew the growing nose was code for what they couldn't say openly. The 2 big circles at the end were not eyes but

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  • The alchemist from Rotterdam deciphered them. It took almost four years but here is what Professor Ziti wrote on vellum, in his spindly script: there are several reasons the nose

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  • might die before the rest of the face, as in the case of frostbite or gangrene, but never in all my days have I seen a nose that was born before the rest of the face. I will take

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  • a frostbitten, gangrened dead small nose over a Karl Malden/Jimmy Durante nose that lives forever any day of the week. When it comes to the appendage department..I ain't tripping!

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1 Comments

  1. Woab Feb 08 2017 @ 16:47

    Cackling at jimbeau's finale.

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