"Yes Tracy, smoking crystal meth is bad for

  • "Yes Tracy, smoking crystal meth is bad for your teeth. But it's ALSO a great way to increase your metabolism," said Officer Doug, our D.A.R.E. instructor. "Any more questions?"

  • then he stuck his hand out for "five." Tracy stabbed him with a needle. "This is an AIDS laced needle with heroin Officer Doug." The DARE office screamed, the class ran, but

  • I sat at my monitor and thought, "Maybe my message wasn't direct enough." I then wrote "DRUGS = BAD, WAFFLES = GOOD." Tracy, my supervisor, patted me on the back. "Doug, when are

  • you going to realize that while waffles are good, Eggos are better." I didn't have the heart to tell him that Kellogg had started to lace Eggos with crystal meth in order to

  • compete with Hyundai's bouncy-tires campaign. Why a breakfast cereal needed to compete with a motor company was just another symptom of our dollar-culture with its flimsy facade.

  • Advertising is a funny industry. Our dollar-culture has made ethics just a word without any meaning. It sounds good to talk about ethically practices but in reality we

  • know all those alcohol companies promoting responsible drinking are really hoping to foster addiction at an early age and lock in a massive consumer base for decades to come. Pabst

  • : People About Booze Sold to Teens. See?? And it was also a little known fact that if you drank Rolling Rock upside down from a tree, you'd say things backwards. A conspiracy

  • theory about chemtrails increasing the heartworm population is entirely false. Some conspiracy theorists will say anything to get people to buy into what they are saying, like

  • Chris is gay.



  1. Chaz Feb 21 2013 @ 19:40

    annnnnnnddd so?

  2. PurpleProf Feb 21 2013 @ 19:44

    Clearly James needs to be fed more waffles. ;) Maybe Chris too...

  3. buddyboy4711 Feb 21 2013 @ 20:06

    "Free tin foil hats for everyone!" would be more effective, conspiracy theorists reading this comment and looking for tips. I like hats.

  4. Zetawilk Feb 22 2013 @ 01:43

    Is Chris hot?

  5. buddyboy4711 Feb 22 2013 @ 03:04

    James claims to be "obsessed with Chris" in his profile, so competition abounds, which could be reason to believe that Chris is hot. Also, a certain Abby claims to be Chris (http://foldingstory.com/xywal/1gnjo1/). These clues could indicate that men want him and women want to be him. My best guess is that Chris is the James Bond of gay men and should be pursued as such.

  6. inatick Feb 22 2013 @ 05:35

    Could Chris be Christine, Christy or Chrissy?

  7. Rachel Feb 22 2013 @ 07:46

    Chris is an enigma. We will hear stories about him but never see him. Perhaps he doesn't exist at all. ;)

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