Michelle's smell caused Biden's eyes to explore

Michelle's smell caused Biden's eyes to explore her neck and decolletee. The moment melted into an intimate crossroads. Any time to consider the paths would lead to shame, he kisse

d his chance at another term as VP goodbye. Instead, Biden banked on buying a big bidet to boost his bidworthiness.

Which worked out, because there were people who didn't know WHO he was let alone where. Biden banged on the cupboard door, shouting, "Help, help, a mouse put me in here" by mistake

"It wasn't a mistake," squeaked the mouse. Barrack just laughed and laughed and then let Joe out of the closet. "How on earth did you let a mouse lock you in a closet? And why are

Glenn Beck and a rabble of Tea Partiers dancing gleefully in the corner?"

The March Hare invited Glen Beck and his friends to their tea party. Alice tried to serve them their tea but the tea pot refused and the dormouse fell asleep on Glen's lap so he

gently picked the sleeping mouse up by its tail & dropped it down his pants along with all the other rodents, for safekeeping.Glen Beck didn't care much for tea parties. Instead he

drank purified water with the essence of flavour and colour. Glen Beck piled the empty water bottles into a giant mountain of plastic waste. One day his collection of bottles would

fuse into a big glob when the sun's beastly heat beat down on the dying earth. But for now, the reflection of its light off the bottles was kinda neat.